The Cuddle Puddle
The Cuddle Puddle
Realistic “Santa Bod” Print
The Funniest Christmas Sweater
Soft Mid-Weight Feel
Best Christmas Gift For Him
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Is it good quality, or a cheap costume?
Is it good quality, or a cheap costume?
It's a proper piece of furniture, not a novelty prop. Dense fill that holds its shape, a thick padded
bolster rim that stays upright, and a long-pile faux fur cover built to be sat on, slept on and dragged
between rooms.
Is it really big enough for a person?
Is it really big enough for a person?
72" long by 48" wide — longer than a twin mattress. Most adults up to about 6'2" stretch out fully with
room to spare, and there's still space for a large dog beside you.
I'm buying it for someone else. Will it fit their place?
I'm buying it for someone else. Will it fit their place?
5-7 business days within the US, with tracking sent as soon as it ships. It arrives vacuum compressed —
give it 2 hours out of the box to expand to full size.
When will it arrive?
When will it arrive?
1–3 business days to pack, 6–10 to your door, free worldwide. Order byDecember 8and it's under the tree. Miss that and we'll tell you before you pay, not after.
The Cuddle Puddle
The reactions speak for themselves
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The chest hair lines up with my actual chest hair
Genuinely uncanny. Stood in front of the mirror for longer than I'd like to admit.
The print quality is the bit that surprised me — you can see individual hairs
rather than it just being a beige blob, which is what I was expecting for the
money. Wore it to the pub the same night and had to explain it about nine times. -
Best abs I've had in 8 years of training
Wore it to the gym as a joke and it went better than expected. Bloke on the leg
press actually laughed out loud. My PT asked where I got it and then asked if
they do one with bigger abs, which I've chosen not to think about. Sleeves are
long enough that they don't ride up when you flex, which sounds stupid to mention
but it's the reason I could take this photo. -
My wife hasn't laughed like that in years
Bought this for my husband and hid it at the bottom of the pile so it'd be the
last one. He opened it, went quiet, then put it straight on over his shirt. I had
to sit down. Our daughter got it on video. He wore it for the whole of Christmas
Day including at the table, and my mother-in-law pretended not to notice for about
four hours. Worth every penny. -
Flatmate heard the noise I made from upstairs
Opened the parcel in the hallway and put it straight on without even taking my
coat off the hook first. My flatmate came down to see what had happened. This
photo is him laughing at me while I was still stuck halfway in it. Fits fine on a
skinny frame too — I was half expecting it to hang off me like a bin bag but it
sits properly. -
Four years of the gym, undone by 30$
Wife saw it, immediately pointed, and hasn't let it go since. Worth it for that
alone. Genuine note on quality though: the abs print doesn't look printed on up
close, the shading actually sits like a shadow rather than a brown smear. That was
the bit I was worried about ordering online. -
Won the office Christmas do without trying
Kept my coat on until we'd all sat down and then took it off between courses. The
whole table went. Somebody on the next table asked me where it was from. Our head
of department has requested I don't wear it to the client lunch, which I'm treating
as a five-star review in itself. Held up fine being clapped on the back for two
hours as well.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is this actually big enough for a person?
Is this actually big enough for a person?
Yes — that's the whole point. It measures [__] inches long by [__] inches wide, which fits most adults
up to about [__] with room to stretch out. Plenty of couples fit too, if you're friendly.
Can my dog and I use it at the same time?
Can my dog and I use it at the same time?
That's what it's made for. At 48" wide there's room for an adult plus a medium or large dog side by
side. Whether your dog is willing to share is between you and your dog.
What size dog is it good for?
What size dog is it good for?
Any size. Small dogs disappear into it. Large breeds finally get a bed that fits their whole body
instead of just most of it. Multiple dogs usually pile in together.
Is it comfortable enough to sleep on?
Is it comfortable enough to sleep on?
Most people use it for lounging, reading, movie nights and naps rather than as a replacement mattress.
It's soft and deep, but it isn't built to be a supportive bed every single night.
Will it fit in my room?
Will it fit in my room?
Measure first. Laid flat it takes up 72" by 48" — roughly the footprint of a two-seater sofa. It needs
real floor space, so check before you order.
What's it filled with?
What's it filled with?
It fills inside a long-pile faux fur cover. It holds its loft and springs back after use.
Is the cover removable and washable?
Is the cover removable and washable?
Yes — the cover unzips and is machine washable on a cold gentle cycle, tumble dry low.
How do I stop the fur from matting?
How do I stop the fur from matting?
Shake it out and brush the pile with your hand or a soft brush every couple of weeks. That's it.
Does it shed?
Does it shed?
There's some loose fibre in the first week or two, which is normal for long-pile fabric. It settles
quickly.
Will it smell when it arrives?
Will it smell when it arrives?
It may have a faint new-fabric smell from being compressed in the box. Air it out for a day and it goes
away.
How does it ship?
How does it ship?
It arrives vacuum compressed in a box. Take it out, cut the plastic, and give it 2 hours to expand to
its full 72" by 48". It'll look flat and undersized at first — that's normal, don't panic.
Is it heavy? Can I move it around?
Is it heavy? Can I move it around?
It's bulky but light. One person can drag or carry it between rooms without much
trouble.